Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
If Hannibal doesn’t feel guilty eating anything u don’t have to either.
buT DONT EAT PEOPLE THAT IS WRONG
A wise advice from tumblr user Cannibalisnn
A few months back I took my brother to Sydney Aquarium. This was the only picture I took.
very fucking punny you shits
with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
im just gonna pretend this is what happened.
when teachers touch your shoulder
Machine washable cumcatcher
The future is now
Oh, what a time we live in.
but why is he wanking while reading a book
I laughed so hard no sound came out